Monday, April 3, 2006

Rock Paper Scissor

Yanked from JoAnn from Truman's IM Away message...

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to "wrap around" Rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to Scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock could tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you... jerk."

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