A bunch of liberal arts types declaring war on engineers? Oh, the humanities... will be slaughtered!
We may not be engineers, but while you're engineering your equipment, we'll have used our superior intellect and well roundedness to prevail!
What's this about "engineering our equipment" crap? We already have these things designed and ready to go! It's what Basic Engineering and the robotics competitions are about, flinging tennis balls across football fields, moving stuff around... in fact, we'd already have a first strike before y'all realized you were at war :D
Oh My God! How will we ever defend against tennis balls? I know, we're bulldogs, we like to play catch, we'll just catch them and take them back to you. :-p